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Buddha In A Traffic Jam

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Buddha in a Traffic Jam Some movies are worth watching, not because they are acted, enacted and reacted upon. Instead such movies like Buddha in a Traffic Jam must be watched because of a well written script, well executed direction and well demonstrated screenplay, knitted in a well woven plot. This is a movie about India & Bharat, which every socio political or pseudo intellectual can watch to understand the nexus of NGOs, The movie from Prologue till its epilogue changes a lot many colors keeping the entertainment quotient alive while keeping the actual question on top.A lot many questions come into being when you watch this movie. If the person is an active or dormant debate maker or debate shaker of Indian politics, one must watch this movie. And worth mentioning is, at the end there is a beautifully sung song by Pallavi Joshi "Chand Roz" A little tribute from my side to the movie दल्लों का ज़माना है, दल्लों की बारात है  क्यों जज़्ब कर के बै...

Ud-Chuka Punjab

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Ud Chuka Punjab   (#SupportUdtaPunjab) 03-June-2016: Amidst the rumors that Udta Punjab movie might be banned in Punjab or it has to have a lot many screening cuts before it is actually released in punjab. These rumors actually seem to be true. If google aunty is to be believed the movie has been asked to have as many as 40 cuts before releasing in Punjab. Elections are almost on cards and our beloved addict Mr.Cloud is certainly not interested in having any controversy attached to him. I am of a belief that the time has come when his party is going to flood the market and marketing agencies with loads of money and try to rebuild the marketing campaign  to Re-Fame Punjab, as Punjab has already been rightly de-famed by media houses. You  might get to hear a lot of campaigns with different media houses saying Punjab is being defamed deliberately. And lot many Punjabi celebrities might be pitched in to say that Punjab has no drug abuse problem & is a prosper...

Journalist`s Colleague

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Tuesday: 10th May,2016: Some people across facebook are sharing the pic displaying NDTV journos having KASHMIRI wazwan at there KASHMIRI colleague`s KASHMIRI wedding ceremony in KASHMIR. Now there is nothing amazing or amusing in this pic. I couldnt see or find anything interesting here except that barkha dutt needs to take care of her calorie Intake. Rest there is nothing much to be noticed in this pic. But suddenly when i saw the tagged headline on this shared post, i was impressed by the work of some cyber-political goons who portray to be the think tank and the only side NATIONALIST, left in this country (they themself think so), thankfully i disagree with them. Not that i am intelligent, i disagree with them, its just that i try to possess some common sense in me. Some strange one-dimensional self proclaimed nationalists need to think and introspect if the post shared is actually worth sharing. These journalists are invited to a marriage party and having yummy wazwan. Lets ...

Movie Review: The Jungle Book

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Mowgli is still a ROCKSTAR! Waaaaooooooooo (Wow!) That is what you are going to say, when you watch this movie. A household friendly childhood name from 90s " Mowgli" played by the talented 12 years old Neel Sethi in a fabulous performance. If you are an indian who loves to watch bollywood, you must see this movie in Hindi to feel the charisma and power of dubbing by one of the most talented actors, Om Puri as Bagheera, Nana Patekar as Sher Khan, priyanka chopra as Kaa and above all Irrfan khan will bring life to Baloo`s Punjabi character on screen alongwith many others to complement. The movie has it all, the touchy and emotional moments from Wolf mother with human cub, to chulbuli friendship between Mowgli and Baloo with caring Bagheera on one side, till Roaring Sher Khan coming out to scare everyone. It has everything one entertainer must possess. A good portrayal of storytelling by the director Jon Favreau. The only thing which i missed as an indian viewer, wa...
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ZIRAKPUR, a city, a GRAND FAILURE Zirakpur: 11Jan,2016:- VIP Road, which is considered the heart of zirakpur has no traffic management system which leads to daily accidents. A brutal accident which has thrown a man in a serious condition happened on VIP Road on 11th Jan 2016  at around 10 PM outside Maya Garden and whispering willows.  THe accident  had left Mr.Gursimran Singh un-concious in a pool of blood. A few residents of nearby societies who gathered made a few calls for Ambulance and PCR. But to no one`s surprise, PCR didnt turn up as usual. No Ambulance came for help. After all the doors found closed and with a Man bleeding badly on the road side, someone suggested to call an Ambulance which is being managed VIP Road Welfare Federation charitably. And thanks to them that the man was carried to the nearby hospital.  Now this accident has raised a very very big question on the readiness of towns like zirakpur, where no Police Support is availabl...

Guru Nanak On Babar`s Invasion and Hindustan

Guru Nanak Saab has mentioned about the atrocities of Babar on hindustan. That being the case, what do these eminent historians have to say about Guru Nanak, and his searing cry, "Khurasan khasmana kiya Hindustanu daraiya Aapae dosu na deyi karta jamu kari mughlu chadhaiya Aiti maar payi karlande tain ko dardu na ayiya Karta tu sabhna ka soi Je sakta sakte kayu mare taa mani rosu na hoyi Sakta sihu maare paye vagaye khasme sa pursai Ratan vigadi vigoye kuttin muiya saar na koyi..."   "Coming from khurasan (place northeast to persia), You have engulfed Hindustan in dread.... Such cruelties have they inflicted, and yet Your mercy remains unmoved.... Should the strong attack the strong the heart does not burn. But when the strong crush the helpless, surely the One who was to protect them has to be called to account.... O' Lord, these dogs have destroyed this diamond-like Hindustan, (so great is their terror that) no one asks after those who have bee...

HAPPY DIWALI without BARGAIN

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I have a request to make to everyone, this diwali dont bargain with fruitwala`s, sabjiwala`s, diya wala`s and other vendors who work on small profits, RELATIVELY. I am not writing this, because i have a feeling of being well off in any sense. Actually, i DO compensate myself for this extra money which i give into this smal market. This money or compensation for me, comes from the money which i DIDNT donate to any religious institution. WE NEVER BARGAIN at McDONALDS or PIZZA HUTS, than why here. PLS DONT BARGAIN WITH THEM THIS DIWALI. Let Lakshmi follow, not just your wallet but others as well. WIsh you all a Very very happy DIWALI #WithoutBargain

Yogi Adityanath Agenda REVEALED

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Report by Farji pattarkar New Delhi: Dhol Kumar, a follower of yogi Adityanath, today revealed at a press conference at delhi, the reason of Yogi Adityanath`s recurrent speeches on sending everyone to Pakistan. This Press conference was conducted by Dhol Kumar ji after Yogya Yogi ji spoke about Mr.Shah Rukh Khan. Actually, SRK is Dhol Ji`s Favorite, so Dhol ji came forward to expose the hidden agenda behind yogi ji`s speeches. Dhol Ji told the press that Adityanath ji is running a Passport & Visa application & Documentation agency, specializing in countries like Pakistan. So, to boost up his business, he targeted SRK. As he could not afford SRK, so tried to rope him into this controversy. Dhol Ji also tweeted at handle #YogyaYogi business man.  This revelation has increased the applications for visa by 300% and yogya yogi ji is planning to open the branches in 15 more cities. Thanks to the #intolerance and #AndhBhakts. FInally #AchcheDin are prominently vi...

Earthquake Vs Nimbu Mirchi

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Earthquake or Nimbu Mirchi, which is stronger?.........Strange things happen sometimes, earthquakes might be scary for some,but, are not as strong as the strongest bonded couple of Nimbu Mirchi (Lemon Chilli). Yes, thats true. At least in our part of the world here in India. Although all the cultures have there superstitions, thus, on similar lines we do have our own. So here i am, with my own version of a fictional truth. Two contrasting days :- Quake quake to QUACK QUACK, Nimbu Mirchi wins 25th October,2015. I along with my friend were having gol gappas (what could be the english name for our loved, round gappas) anyways, while having these round gappas, my highly qualified friend saw a lemon and chilli tied up together with a black thread (Nimbu Mirchi, tantrik type Yantra). Seeing this he just stepped aside making sure that he doesnt even remotely steps over this Magical nimbu mirchi. He forgot the superb taste of gol gappas and started thinking about this nimbu mirchi. H...

SACRED Heart Donates Blood

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Chandigarh, 24/10/2015:- An INSTITUTE, for me, it means a group of teachers, faculty, methodology which can set up some intrinsic values in children. In Actual it must EDUCATE children and not just literate them with books. Such a fine example was portrayed today by an institute in Chandigarh by organizing a Blood Donation Camp. I have not seen much of the schools doing or organizing such activity or drive. But Sacred Heart going well along with its name displaying a SACRED heart, by successfully organizing a blood donation camp with the help of there students. In our times, we used to remember blood in the form of evil. But these children are going to have an image of nobility whenever they would be hearing the word Blood. Now thats a change, world needs to thrive for. I wish that every school learns from them and starts inculcating such values in there children. On the other side, i would like to highlight that blood donation is not only helpful for others, rather, its really ...

NO Relief from BEEF

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NO Relief from BEEF Pick up a paper in the morning, there is some riot, killing, or at least some violence related to THE beef. This Beef Ban is a superb example of such instances. The negativity which floats around it, is printed all over and after banning the beef, it was shown, inferred and said Muslims are the main perpetrators and doing something against the law by eating Beef.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2852739/Nepal-devotees-sacrifice-thousands-animals-Hindu-ritual.html Now, a question arises here. Is it only Muslims who eat Beef??? and what about other non-veg diets, is there any conscience about them as well? You will find Few of Muslims, Christians, Buddhists eating beef along with a very  few hindus & Sikhs might be eating it as well. But why  there a big hullabaloo only on muslims. Certainly there is some society and organized thought process behind this violence, occurring on daily basis.  A large thought fact...

Don is a BITCH, Somnath Bharti Case

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Brand New Delhi:- The case which was going rounds in the media since last few days. The case of Somnath Bharti and his wife Lipika Bharti, where there beloved dog was also charged with Domestic Violence has taken a new twist. This twist came in when Somnath`s bail was rejected and his Dog`s bail request was accepted. Actually a gender test was performed on Don (The famous Dog, more famous than Mr.Bharti these days). And the test results have left everyone in Shock and awe, as the Don, turned out to be a Donnie. Don was not a dog but a Bitch. And it was due to this reason Don, i mean donnie Ji was granted with the Bail at very first attempt.  In fact a small wing of BMM (Bitch Mukti Morcha) came to bark and do dharna outside the court and demanded the acquittal of Don, i mean donnie. When Lipika, wife of Mr.Bharti, was approached by our correspondent Mr.Kutta Kaam, Lipika said, that she never mentioned Don in the filed case, instead she referred to Mr.Bharti whe...

PAYTM FRAUD - Developed Cyber Daaku, Un-Developed Police

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Developed Cyber Daaku,  Un-Developed Police Please read and share the story of an online Fraud which took place with one of my friend Pankaj Sharma in Chandigarh after he posted a complaint on the complaint forum online. The cyber Daaku ji called him from  9554479364  and lured his innocence and asked him to share his banking details. So, be careful, because our un-developed and un-willing Police wont be able to help you in this case, like in all other cases, mostly.  "Hello Sir, main Reliance se bol raha hu. aapki complaint dekhi on  www.complaintboard.in. We will refund your money" Complaint filed by Pankaj Sharma on complaint board This is the call Mr.Pankaj Sharma received within 5 mins from  9554479364 , after he lodged a complaint about some grievance with Reliance, on this forum. Just like any other customer, he felt ecstatic and joyous that things are moving so fast these days. But this short lived joy was about to turn him into a S...

Give up your LPG Subsidy

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#GiveItUp LPG Subsidy  #GiveItUp the twitter handle to give up your LPG subsidy has a lot of thinking responses filled with links, articles and responses of some high thinkers stating it debatable to give up subsidy. Actually, all these ppl who are against giving up LPG subsidy are also not wrong in there own way. As they want the subsidies being given away, actually AWAY, to the MLAs, MPs especially in there canteen  needs to be Stopped right away and than these people will  also opt for giving away there subsidy. A similar article given below for reference:- http://www.firstpost.com/politics/dear-pm-narendra-modi-heres-why-i-will-not-be-giving-up-my-lpg-subsidy-2190737.html On the contrary to this reasoning & belief there are many, and i mean MANY, who have given away there LPG subsidy already. As per the recent news, it is said that almost 30 million people have given away there LPG subsidy, with many more are believed to follow the same.  And ou...

THREAT to the Nation - Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose ???

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India: Strange than Strangest, I somehow feel cheated today. When i see so much controversies related to my history books coming out in open. I was always told that Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru was a freedom fighter (never mentioned him as politican), On the other hand Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose was also mentioned to be a Freedom Fighter. So, both the leaders were always mentioned in good books and we always took both of them in the same spirit. I will not refer to the 12744 declassified files here nor the political motives of Trinamool congress or Mamata Deedi. But i would certainly refer to one letter which i could lay my hands on:- one of the declassified letter showing SECRET If you refer to this file there are 3 important things to be noted, which i have highlighted in yellow. 1st is the word SECRET,2nd is the Address written at the end, 3rd is the Section 26(1) of IPO Act,1898. Now, as per the Section 26 (1) of Indian post office Act,1898  Source: ( www. ind...

Open letter to Maneka Gandhi - on Violence by Men

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An open letter to Maneka Gandhi Ji To Ms.Maneka Gandhi The Union Cabinet Minister Women & Child Development (WCD) Dear Respectable Ma`am I came across a statement made by you recently, which inferred, referred and even clearly conveyed one thing, that WE, men are the violence creators. As per the statement made you "the role of men in gender sensitization was the most critical since "all the violence is male-generated. We have introduced (the concept of) 'Gender Champions' in schools, under which boys who have been respectful and helpful to girls will be rewarded". Source:  http://www.oneindia.com/india/maneka-gandhi-s-statement-on-men-has-rights-groups-up-in-arms-1869712.html Probably you will convince the girls and kids that, All men are dogs. Keeping in view your superb, brilliant, and intellectual statement, i would request you pls reconsider what you said. I am trying to give you some stats (as these no.`s speak...