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Tiger Memon`s MERCY plea ACCEPTED

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TIGER MEMON`s MERCY PLEA ACCEPTED


Nayi Rajneetik Dilli:- It came as a shocker for the entire nation, when tiger memon`s (brother of Yakub Memon) anticipatory Mercy plea was accepted by the President. It is said that tiger memon has presented his mercy plea on the pretext that he will also be hanged, so he presented a mercy plea on the mere anticipation. And to everyone`s surprise plea was ACCEPTED.
Citing this, a nationwide debate broke out. All the media houses are planning a debate with political parties spokerpersons in the studios. Keeping in view a mass un-rest, Delhi govt. said, that as the police is not in there control, it wont be possible to manage the crowd coming out on the streets of delhi. Even a few protestors were spotted outside parliament. But as the parliament session is not in progress due to internal political disruptions, No MP was found inside. A large group of ppl were spotted at Jantar Mantar, raising a slogan, 'The Nation wants to know" and listening to…

Punjab Attacked by Terrorists

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पंजाब फिर से घिरा उग्रवाद में 

मोदी जी, पंजाब के दीनानगर में आतंकी हमला।   शेर की दहाड़  आएगी या फिर बस जुमलों की बरसात ।

पंजाब  को वैसे तो किसी की दहाड़ ज़रुरत नहीं है।  इतिहास गवाह है कि पंजाबी शुरू से इस सब से झूझते आये हैं।  और  इस समस्या को भी सुलझाने का हौंसला भी रखते हैं।


आज हमें अगर किसी समस्या से झूझने  में दिक्कत आ रही है तो वो है अपने  सरकारी आतंकवादियों  से।
हम बम वाले आतंकवादियों से लड़ लेंगे, पर नशे में सने हुए इन  सरकारी आतंकवादियों की टोली से झूझना नामुमकिन सा लग रहा है।  अगर आप इतने ही शेर  हैं तो पहले नशा बेचने वाली सरकार को दहाड़ के दिखाइए न की उन्हें सम्मानित कीजिये।


आज पंजाब हर तरफ से घिरता जा रहा है, बेरोज़गारी, नशाखोरी, तालिबानी वाद, और ऐसे ही बहुत से वाद आने वाले हैं।  ये जो उग्रवाद के काले बादल छा रहे हैं, इन्हे हटाने के लिए कोशिश  तो कीजिये साहब, चाहे कोशिश नाकाम ही जाए, पर कम से कम कोशिश तो कीजिये। और हाँ जी एक गल  होर, इस वार 2017 के elections में हम जवाब ज़रूर देंगे।

सभी पंजाबियों से एक request है , अगर सरदार सिर्फ सरदार को वोट करेगा तो सब से अधिक नुक्सान सरदारों…

TOP 5 INDIAN SPOILERS

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TOP 5 INDIAN SPOILERS

1. OFFICE SPOILERS:- 
This species of Ppl are those who come at 8 AM and leave office at 9 PM. They top the list. The worst part is that they get a better rating always






2. TRAFFIC SPOILERS:- 
Traffic spoilers, especially the ones who drive right on the dividing lane.





3. NEWS SPOILERS:- 
Shouting News Anchors for silent Listeners.




4. FAKE DHARAM GURUS

5.CORRUPT POLITICIANS
These ppl are an integral part of India, which certainly needs to be removed.








Disclaimer:- This post is not intended with any respect. Pls feel free to feel disrespected, if it relates to you. And pls stop driving on the dividing Lane.



Bajrangi Bhaijaan BANNED in Pakistan

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Bajrangi Bhaijaan BANNED in Pakistan

Islamabad/Somwhere in Pakistan: Sallu Bhai`s movie opened with record breaking collections which kept Sallu Bhai on high nerves. And it was speculated and is being expected that Bajrangi Bhai will break the records in Pakistan. But, due to one dialogue of movie, the movie might get banned in pakistan. The scene has been shot on Om Puri. In this scene, Mr.Om Puri says to salman that "EK CHHOTA SA KASHMIR HAMAARE PAAS BHI HAI". And this dialogue was noted by Nawaaz Sharif, as nawaaz ji was free and had no work after open firing on India, so he went to see First Day First Show of Bajrangi Bhai alongwith India`s favorite pakistani minister Hina Rabbani Khar. And Hina ji pointed him out on this kashmir dialogue. And she pursued him to pursue India to pursue for Kashmir Issue. And to our amusement Nawaaz bhai readily understood what she said. Furthermore, it was said, till the time this chhota kashmir dialogue is converted to poora kashmir, the …

WMD - Women for Men`s Destruction

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WMC (Willows of Men`s Construction) to WMD (Women for Men`s Destruction)

Dsiclaimer:- If you are a feminist, pls dont read this blog, you will get offended. Also, if you are a sexist, dont read it either, you will not find anything for your amusement.
And most importantly, i am not an Asaram Bapu supporter.


Women are too much into development and into competition these days. Presumably and assuringly visible women who used to be WMC(Willows of Men`s Construction) are getting converted into WMD (Weapons for Men`s Destruction).Women, who use to be stereotyped earlier and being stereotyped at present as well and being used as a Weapon to destroy the Man who is against the powerful.
Women power is being used to use the rape, dowry (498a), etc. a potent weapon to destroy the ENEMIES.See around yourself and you will see many high profile, potentially dangerous men for govt. , are getting dumped into rape cases.

And one prime example is Asaram bapu, even though i am not a supporter but the wo…

DELHI govt. provides SUBSIDY on BOATS

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New Delhi: On one hand where PM is asking to give up subsidy on LPG, at the same time, opposition welcomes the decision of Delhi Govt. to provide the general public with the Subsidized Boats. This will be done in collaboration with Gurgaon and Noida govt. authorities.

In a press conference, where our correspondent "Prakritik Aapda" was also present,  it was iterated, that the Rains are a conspiracy by LG and central Govt. But the Delhi Govt. is not scared of anyone and will fight for justice, even if the govt. in collaboration with Inder Dev, may fill the roads with loads of water. On the contrary Hon. CM Mr.Kejrihaal said that his govt. promised 20000lts of water to everyone and he has already provided 70% of the water in first year itself and remaining 30% will be provided in next 4 years. And for this he patted the govt. officials for not letting the water go into the drains.  Apart from all this, he also announced that Govt. will be providing the SUBSIDY on boats, for ou…

Man charged with Molestation, turns out to be a Mannequin

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New Delhi:- Shopping Mall, Maal ki Gaadi, witnessed a strange case today after a woman shouted and charged a man with molestation charges.The woman complained that the Man was staring him since she entered the showroom and, as she was trained that every man was a pervert (THHARKI) and despo. She knew readily what this man/mannequin was capable of.
After the complaint, a ruckus was created inside the showroom. Before the sales Manager could come forward and explain,the lady pressed the Panic button on new app, "sahayta behan" and lodged a complaint with police. Hearing to all this media persons dashed on to the spot with the speed of light. As soon as the police approached and tried to investigate the matter by approaching the Convict.
It was found that the convict was a Mannequin (a statue), when woman was asked about it, she told press and police, that the mannequin is actually a Man trying to act like a Mannequin. It is not a mannequin but a real man. Listening to this pol…
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व्यापम या प्याज़म 
एक अजीब सी समानता आती हुई दिख रही है व्यापम और प्याज के अंदर, जिस तरह प्याज के अंदर बहुत सी तहें  होती हैं, कुछ उसी प्रकार व्यापम का घोटाला होता जा रहा है।

इन तहों  को निकालना चाहते कुछ लोग शायद इनमे उलझ से जा रहे हैं।  चालीस 40 + मौतों से बना हुआ ये प्याज अभी भी पता नहीं कितनी तहें अंदर तक जायेगा। चाहे वो नम्रता डामोर की हत्या हो, या अक्षय सिंह पत्रकार की या फिर गवर्नर साहेब के पुत्र शैलेश यादव, इनकी सबकी मौत बस इसी घोटाले की तहों  की तरह उतरती जा रही हैं और मुझे अपने राज नेताओं पर भरोसा है के अंत में इस व्यापम के भीतर भी प्याज की तरह सिवाए आंसू के और कुछ नहीं मिलेगा।  एक बहुत बढ़ा प्रशन चिन्ह लगता है ये घोटाला 284 के आंकड़े और हमारे "देश नहीं झुकने दूंगा, देश नहीं मिटने दूंगा " के खोखले अभ्यान पर.

एक दरखास्त सबसे करना चाहता हूँ , अगली बार किसी नारे या शकल पर वोट मत डालना।

P.S :- इस article को satire ki शक्ल देने की हिम्मत नहीं जुटा पाया मैं।  40 + मौतें  और प्रजातंत्र  का घान हँसी में ब्यान करना मुश्किल था।