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LIFE OF Pi-TATO

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LIFE OF PI-TATO

I feel we Engineers are working in a market, And this market has taken a
shape of a typical Indian vegetable market these days, where i relate myself easily to the POTATOES. I think all the Engineers may be made analogous to the Potatoes.

So, i am like another potato who wants to get transformed into an ONION or usually we call him a manager. But, becoming an Onion is not easy. One has to go through chopper like Performance Management systems and knife like certifications which may peel you off drastically.


But like my other fellow potatoes, no matter what, i still want to
become an Onion. So, after my hard work and diligent efforts outside my base location for almost a year. I finally, get an honor to see my  Onion who decides my fate for getting me transformed into an Onion like him or Not.
     So, finally this desire lures me into a room where i see my ONION waiting for me behind the table to decide fate of transfo…

MALE PREJUDICE TO FEMALE POSTJUDICE

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             MALE PREJUDICE TO FEMALE POSTJUDICE



We are in 2030, and, with the advent of iphone23, they have announced an app which can measure the feelings. Technically speaking, the feelings are finally being measured in a tangible manner."thanks to Engineers and scientists", they have finally invented a device which can measure the feelings as well.

 In 2012 a law was passed for the women, and against the men, saying that any man who stalks a woman, shall be imprisoned.And now an amendment to that law is being made after the cries of MAHA (men are also human association), Now this app will measure the EI (eyesight intensity) & II (intention intensity). Anyone ohh sorry i mean AnyMAN crossing the intensity limit of 30 units, shall be imprisoned.For a normal man this intensity is 29.5 units and anyman, taking it to 30 shall be legally detained after the complaint from a woman (her intensity can not be measured without her permission).


This rule will be in effect from 1st…