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Dheeye Laadliye.

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ਸੁਣ  ਨੀ  ਧੀਏ  ਲਾਡਲੀਏ 
(DEDICATED TO MY DAUGHTER AASTHA SINGH)
nikke nikke pair tere, nikke nikke hath, akhiyan ki boldiyan, bhalaa mainu das, uth tur vekh le jahaan aj saara tu, nikki nikki akhaan ch samet le nazaara tu, 
thodi vaddi ho k, hun turna tu sikh gayi, maape tere pichhe pichhe, khedna tu sikh gi, ma-ma si kardi hundi, papa kehana sikh gi, sakhiye saheliye  ni maapeyan di laadliye,
pata hi ni lageya samaa kinj beeteya, nikke nikke hath tere mehandi jogey ho gaye, tenu le ke jaan wale ghar aa khalo gaye, baap bina ek aadmi hun zindagi ch aayega,
tenu sab to door apne dil ch vasaayega,


baap teri doli kol khush ho khaloya c, doli jaan baad teri fer bahut roya c, baap bina sikh le hun najithhna jahaan nu, changeyaayi naal, rushnaa de tu apne jahaan nu, maapeya di asees bani, os ghar da v rizak tu, sab layi udaahran, te chhoteya layi siddak tu,
rabb teri jholi vich khushiyan hazaar pavey, akhaan da tu noor baney, dilaan da satkaar paavein, sas kol apni, maa to vadd pyaar paavein, s…

AUTO-GOD FERTILIZATION

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31-July-2012AUTO GOD FERTILIZATION

Why are there songs on rains?
After so many years of watching cinema, I finally realized this today in a rain in delhi.
With a few mm of rain, as expected, our drainage system blocked and roads were flocked with so many ppl running here and there including me. And everyone seems like requesting the AUTOWALAS with a drastic change in tone relative to a normal day.
"Arey Bhaiya please Metro tak chhod do Na Please". And Autowalas are no less than a busy IAS officer today replying with complete ignorance and arrogance."100Rs lagega, aur savaari bhi bithhaoonga, chalna hai to jaldi baitho".
So, just like me you will find so many, thousands of sperms running to Autowalas and requesting to get fertilized.But this fertilization doesnt just stops here.
Now catch a metro to reach the millenium, let me reqoute once again "Millenium" city gurgaon.
And it obviously is more catastrophically traffic jammed than delhi to your horror. So…