Salman khan must be appointed as Indian cricket Teams Hit and Run coach. As Salman can teach and coach them about the knitty gritties of the situation. Keeping in view of almost 13 years of experience of Mr.Salman Khan, it is being speculated that batsmen will be able to dodge the Umpires very easily, even in case of a run out.
मेरी कुड़ियां लक्ष्मी नहीं है ( My DAUGHTERS are no Lakshmi)
"Its OK yaar, ladkiyan to lakshmi hoti hain, luck le ke aati hain ....Bow Bow Bow......Blah Blah"
"कन्या देवी है , लक्ष्मी है , बड़ बड़ बड़। ......... "
A Line which i am hearing since last 2-3 days, since my 2nd daughter is born.
This is to all my fellow congratulate-ors who come in the garb of concerned relatives / friends. Pls stop coming to me like a cover up artist.
You all can come to me like an actual happy person and actually congratulate me if you are happy else dont bring your banters to me.
मुझे सांत्वना की ज़रुरत नहीं है।
On a serious note, i would like to humbly request everyone, pls dont burden the new borns
( irrespective of there gender ), dont burden them with HUGE responsibilities to be like gods or goddesses. Let a normal child be like a sweet normal child, be it a boy or a girl. If you become rich or poor after your child is born, it is only because of your deeds or may be some law of ka…
DE-MONETIZATION - Some Interesting Facts
8th Nov, 2016 a day which might become a question in the General knowledge books of future india,
A Day when De-monetization, an economist technical jargon became a household term.
An enthralling response was given to the announcement made by the Prime Minister, Mr.Modi on withdrawing the Legal Tender(uff!, what a term for money) of 500 and 1000 Rs. currency notes from the market.
It was like so many Mango men ( Aam Aadmi - not the party) became happy that the rich, who stack the money in there houses, will have a money which will be useless.
But as the days are passing by, the decision is loosing its sheen and an un-avoidable criticism is coming to the light. Regarding myself, i am not an economist, nor any kind of financial expert. So, i would not even try to guide, advice or suggest anything. But as an effect of this decision, i certainly noted some interesting facts, which i am going to enlist for you all:-
Some Interesting and effective budget highlights shared below on Personal Taxes. Govt. has tried to demonstrate that the govt. is going to support the tax payers and are going to take action against the tax evaders. Some strong statements regarding political party fundings, some data mining results details shared by the Finance minister. Most important statements since De-monetization in November.
A few excerpts shared below.
Tax ·More people to be brought in to the tax Net ( currently ONLY approx 3% people pay tax) ·Reduce the existing rate of Taxation 2.5 to 5
Lakh ( Rate of Tax = 5% reduced from 10% earlier) ·0% liability for Income below 3 Lakh and 2500 for 3
to 3.5 Lakh ·Additional 10% surcharge on people earnings above 50+
lakhs ·Anyone filing the tax for 1st time will not be
scrutinized for there declaration in first year Some real Interesting
Data mining results and Facts from De-Monetization 76 Lakh people are earning more than 5 Lakh …