India`s last chance for its BLACK MONEY!

BLACK OR WHITE, MONEY IS RIGHT!

All the people who absorb all the colors of spectrum, i mean who are not white.....how to say black by not being racist??? Ok! let me start again.

Mr.Mogambo Mango from UNBO
All the black people from around the world objected on the use of term Black money for describing Illegal money.And United nations Black Organisation (UNBO - a secret society) categorically said, that the use of term black is found very much full of in-equality and racism. But still, if the world wants to use the term Black money, they must share the 50% of there black money with black people. Reactions are coming from around the Gol Globe and it is being speculated that may be, there demands for sharing the money with Black people will be accepted.                           
                                                   
Listening to this, India has applied to UNBO, saying that what ever is not white must be a representative of black, External affairs minister also refferred to famous song of Brown Rang by Padam Shree Honey singh Ji. As Indians are brown skinned, as termed by twitterati and facebookers, and being brown is close to black. Also, we are the largest consumers of fairness creams. And looking at the share of India`s wealth in Black money. Either the money must be termed as Brown money or  Indians must be included in Black spectrum and thus UNBO. (Courtesy:- Baba Ramdev`s bhakt believes that India has the biggest share of black money in the world).
Zebra s are confused
Not Left behind, HUL (honolulu unilever limited) said that they will be launching a new cosmetic cream named as Black & Rich in competition. to Fair & Lovely. Amidst all the reactions, the political arena including Obama, soul of MJ (michael Jackson), and Zebras are quite confused at the developments. All are hoping that security council will intervene and stop the UNBO from Black Mailing the world.............o teri, fir se black!

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