BACHELORS protest - Pehle Maggi, Ab Porn




BACHELORS protest - Pehle Maggi, Ab Porn



New Delhi:- Indian Bachelors are planning to stage a protest at Jantar Mantar against Modi. Almost 1 million youth is expected to flood Delhi for the protest. The protest is going to be against the BAN imposed on Maggi and  porn. AIBO, All India bachelors Orgy organisation, said and emphasized that the govt. has a habit of banning intellectual movies earlier and than BAN on Maggi was tolerated with a broken heart, but a BAN on PORN, will never ever, ever, ever be accepted.  It is a disgrace to our bachelorhood, they said. A few bachelor engineering students said that there laptops will be like dead screens, good for nothing and they cant allow the govt. to spoil there fathers hard earned money, which was used to buy the laptops. They said, "how are we going to fill our 1TB HDD, it will always show 990GB free, This free space will keep on haunting us"


Laptop companies reported that there sale has gone down substantially leading to huge losses, Also the Internet service providers reported an 80% data download decrease. AIBO, ISPs and laptop companies, this will not help anyone to Make in India. AIBO also reportedly said, that all the bachelors would rather apply to Bangladesh or Uganda than to live in a Porn Ban country. Reacting to this, many bachelor politicians said that govt. may ban the porn but they cant ban our fantasy prone fantastic mind.


Sunny leone has been contracted as a brand ambassador for the protest. She is being looked upon, with lots of hopes.

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