Baba Ramadeva to launch Ayurvedic maggie



Patananjali Baba Ramadeva to launch AYURVEDIC Maggie


After the fake news of Nation wide suspected Ban on Maggie, Patananjali Yog has announced to launch an ayurvedic variant of Maggie like noodles. These noodles will be known as "Seedhi sev".

Also, this product will be launched by the brand ambassador, most loved messenger MSG himself, Ramadeva himself told our correspondent, prakritik Aapda, that our Seedhi Sev, contrary to Maggi will not have any MSG content, but it will have Aashirwaad of MSG (messenger of God himself).

This maggie...err... i mean seedhi Sev, will help in reducing the Rapes across the nation#. Our famous Khap Panchayat of Dagru samaj welcomes the launch of this product and has asked there saamaajik ku-karyakartas to buy loads of this seedhi sev.

The Brand Ambassador MSG said, he is composing a new song Seedhe Sev, Seedhe Kaam, bolo ram bolo ram for the upcoming noodles. And this noodles will surely replace the previously trending Maggie.. 50 Million followers* of MSG have already booked 300 million packets of seedhe sev, even before it is launched.

Artist`s impression of Seedhe Sev
Branding for this is still in pipeline. As soon as seedhe Sev package is released, our correspondent Prakritik Aapda is promised to get the first batch.

For launch we will have to wait till MSG 2, as seedhe sev and MSG 2 will be launched together.




# Khap panchayats have blamed chow mein consumption as a reason for rape earlier.(Google it to believe it)

* 50 million followers:- as claimed by the FBI (federal Baba`s Institute).


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