Delhi Mumbai AIR to be exported to USA


Enriched Pollution to Poor population
New Delhi: Our correspondent, Prakritik Aapda cracked a very confidential story in which it was found that a Few fraudulent travel agents (Authorised by Govt.) are going to export our own very powerful Air of Delhi and Mumbai to US. Due to the great constituents available in the Air of Delhi NCR, this Air will be used to make pesticides. Our commercially sale-able correspondent, Mr.Bikaoo, added to this by stating, that this Air export will help the US based companies by lowering down there costs remarkably, by using the Air of Delhi. As no chemicals will have to be purchased or developed by the companies. And this industry is really eyeing the Delhi Air.
When the correspondent Prakritik Aapda contacted the environment ministry of Delhi, they told us that the Central Govt. is playing this plot and trying to export the Air of Delhi to US under Make In India plan, and this is a big scam, under which Govt. of India is cheating the ppl of Delhi.
It is due to the honesty (patent of Delhi Govt.) of Delhi govt. that this Air is not yet allowed to export.
Health minister said, that ppl of Delhi have worked really hard to pollute this Air and are 
Delhi Ranks No.1 Globally. Yey! we are no.1
now habitual of this Air. If the Govt. of India takes this Air away, ppl of delhi might miss the ailments like Asthma, allergies, and breathlessness. which will make them very lazy and they will stop any kinds of hard work to breathe, which they are habitual of. Now our breathing system has become friendly with Nitrogen, Carbon, Sulphur etc. Ppl of delhi take these minerals as there family members. 
Amidst all this, Haryana govt. has offered a land to US companies in Gurgaon stating that govt. will provide subsidized land and contract with Mr.Vadra and other Land czars in Gurgaon, which will help them acquire any land they wish to, nearby Delhi. Also, govt. as usual, will not work on the cleaning of any air pollution. The companies will be a given a single window clearance system for the same.

To take the politics further on this, ppl of delhi will sit on dharna & organize a candle march, to bring awareness in Janta. The slogan for Dharna is being coined as
"Hawaa hamari, dawaa hamaari, jaan se pyaari".


DISCLAIMER:- The article is a satire. Not to be related with any politician Living or Dead.....Arrey Bhai likhne se darr nahi lagta...sedition se lagta hai......Pls dont scale, all the stupid characters are fictitious.....ignore them.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

GANDHIJI TALISMAN

Image
                                                       GANDHIJI`s TALISMAN I used to be a kid a long ago, why am i re-iterating it, anyways. I mean when i was small, i studied in a NCERT books. And all the books before anything else, had a familiar face, of M.K.Gandhi with his Talisman on it. Gandhiji`s Talisman.                                                                                          And no teacher ever, ever, ever read that page or even tried to explain it to us, and thanks to them for that. Otherwise i would have never read it out of curiosity and my keen ness to know the meaning of it, would ha...
Read more

Earthquake Vs Nimbu Mirchi

Image
Earthquake or Nimbu Mirchi, which is stronger?.........Strange things happen sometimes, earthquakes might be scary for some,but, are not as strong as the strongest bonded couple of Nimbu Mirchi (Lemon Chilli). Yes, thats true. At least in our part of the world here in India. Although all the cultures have there superstitions, thus, on similar lines we do have our own. So here i am, with my own version of a fictional truth. Two contrasting days :- Quake quake to QUACK QUACK, Nimbu Mirchi wins 25th October,2015. I along with my friend were having gol gappas (what could be the english name for our loved, round gappas) anyways, while having these round gappas, my highly qualified friend saw a lemon and chilli tied up together with a black thread (Nimbu Mirchi, tantrik type Yantra). Seeing this he just stepped aside making sure that he doesnt even remotely steps over this Magical nimbu mirchi. He forgot the superb taste of gol gappas and started thinking about this nimbu mirchi. H...
Read more

ARJUN and KRISHNA

Image
DEFINITION OF RENUNCIATION AND SACRIFICE Lord Krishna said: The sages define renunciation as abstaining from all work for personal profit. The wise define sacrifice as the sacrifice of, and the freedom from, the selfish attachment to the fruits of all work. (See also 5.01, 5.05, and 6.01) (18.02) Some philosophers say that all work is full of faults and should be given up, while others say that acts of sacrifice, charity, and austerity should not be abandoned. (18.03) O Arjuna, listen to My conclusion about sacrifice. Sacrifice is said to be of three types. (18.04) Acts of service, charity, and austerity should not be abandoned, but should be performed, because service, charity, and austerity are the purifiers of the wise. (18.05) Even these obligatory works should be performed without attachment to the fruits. This is My definite supreme advice, O Arjuna. (18.06) THREE TYPES OF SACRIFICE Giving up one's duty is not proper. The abandonment of ob...
Read more