OBAMA offered the post of Delhi CM by BJP


5 SAAL Obama de NAAL

It was being speculated before a few days, who will be the CM candidate for Delhi from BJP.
And the people, who thought Obama was coming for Republic Day parade, No guys!, you got him all wrong. He was convinced by Mr.Amit Shah to become there face for Delhi CM.

Republic Day was just an excuse, Obama Ji is being called for Delhi elections. And in joining speech he is to mention that, he would love to work under the Dynamic or may be super dynamic leadership of Mr.Modi.

But all of a sudden parachute candidate Kiran Bedi has been announced, Why? 

Than i read all the related reports, actually Obama ji is allergic to air, the people of delhi breathe. So he has been advised to stay indoors most of the time, with specially designed air purifiers. May be that is the reason that Obama has been prescribed by the doctors not to stay in dehi for much of the time.

But Obama Ji must convince the doctors, that CMs normally stay indoors only, so he can easily take up the job. And out of 1.86Lakh crores of black money(which will be back in next 37 days), 10% can be offered for this job.

I hope that Obama is convinced to stay back as Delhi CM.

And May be after listening to this news, Anna might sit on fast again, Kejriwal ji on dharna, and Kiran Ji will write a book on Indian politics.


P.S:- Punjabis & Gujjus are feeling happy and ecstatic after this and offered him full support for taking over Gujarat and Punjab as  additional charge, PROVIDED, they should get On Arrival US Visa and dont have to appear for any tests.

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