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ONE RANK ONE PENSION   OROP demand started in 1973 (42 years).   What is OROP:- One Rank, One Pension   (OROP), or same pension, for same rank and for the same length of service, irrespective of the date of retirement, was the basis for determining the pension and benefits of   Indian Armed Forces   till 1973.   Koshiyari Committee APPROVED OROP in 2011 said, “ Government should implement OROP in the defence forces across the board at the earliest and further that for future, the pay, allowances, pension, family pension, etc. in respect of the defence personnel should be determined by a separate commission so that their peculiar terms”   are properly taken into account ” Veterans attacked and beaten by police on 69 th Independence Day. 8300 Crores required for OROP 5.32 Lakh Crores Rebate given to Big Corporates in last Budget.   Reason for Agitation:- MODI ji`s promise during election campaigning and after winning. ...

OROP - OPEN LETTER Dated: 27 August 2015 AND BREAKING NEWS ON TWEET From: Maj Gen S.G.Vombatkere, VSM (Retd) 475, 7th Main Road Vijayanagar 1st Stage Mysuru-570017 Tel:0821-2515187 E-mail: To: Shri Narendra Damodardas Modi Prime Minister of India New Delhi By E-mail to: ; ; Respected Prime Minister Shri Narendra Modi, I am writing with considerable agitation of mind and a growing sense of alarm regarding the welfare of our country. This is occasioned because of the burning issue of OROP, and its repercussions on national safety and security. One-Rank-One-Pension (OROP) for military Veterans OROP has been agreed to by the Koshiyari Committee appointed by Parliament, it has been agreed to by India's Apex Court, and it has been agreed to by successive governments including Shri Vajpayee's NDA-1 government. That is, the legislative, the judiciary and the executive – the three pillars of our Constitution – have agreed to the concept and the justice of Vetera...

BACHELORS protest - Pehle Maggi, Ab Porn New Delhi:- Indian Bachelors are planning to stage a protest at Jantar Mantar against Modi. Almost 1 million youth is expected to flood Delhi for the protest. The protest is going to be against the BAN imposed on Maggi and  porn. AIBO, All India bachelors Orgy organisation, said and emphasized that the govt. has a habit of banning intellectual movies earlier and than BAN on Maggi was tolerated with a broken heart, but a BAN on PORN, will never ever, ever, ever be accepted.  It is a disgrace to our bachelorhood, they said. A few bachelor engineering students said that there laptops will be like dead screens, good for nothing and they cant allow the govt. to spoil there fathers hard earned money, which was used to buy the laptops. They said, "how are we going to fill our 1TB HDD, it will always show 990GB free, This free space will keep on haunting us" Laptop companies reported that there sale has gone down substantially...

TIGER MEMON`s MERCY PLEA ACCEPTED Nayi Rajneetik Dilli:- It came as a shocker for the entire nation, when tiger memon`s (brother of Yakub Memon) anticipatory Mercy plea was accepted by the President. It is said that tiger memon has presented his mercy plea on the pretext that he will also be hanged, so he presented a mercy plea on the mere anticipation. And to everyone`s surprise plea was ACCEPTED. Citing this, a nationwide debate broke out. All the media houses are planning a debate with political parties spokerpersons in the studios. Keeping in view a mass un-rest, Delhi govt. said, that as the police is not in there control, it wont be possible to manage the crowd coming out on the streets of delhi. Even a few protestors were spotted outside parliament. But as the parliament session is not in progress due to internal political disruptions, No MP was found inside. A large group of ppl were spotted at Jantar Mantar, raising a slogan, 'The Nation wants to know...

पंजाब फिर से घिरा उग्रवाद में  मोदी जी, पंजाब के दीनानगर में आतंकी हमला।   शेर की दहाड़  आएगी या फिर बस जुमलों की बरसात । पंजाब  को वैसे तो किसी की दहाड़ ज़रुरत नहीं है।  इतिहास गवाह है कि पंजाबी शुरू से इस सब से झूझते आये हैं।  और  इस समस्या को भी सुलझाने का हौंसला भी रखते हैं। आज हमें अगर किसी समस्या से झूझने  में दिक्कत आ रही है तो वो है अपने  सरकारी आतंकवादियों  से। हम बम वाले आतंकवादियों से लड़ लेंगे, पर नशे में सने हुए इन  सरकारी आतंकवादियों की टोली से झूझना नामुमकिन सा लग रहा है।  अगर आप इतने ही शेर  हैं तो पहले नशा बेचने वाली सरकार को दहाड़ के दिखाइए न की उन्हें सम्मानित कीजिये। आज पंजाब हर तरफ से घिरता जा रहा है, बेरोज़गारी, नशाखोरी, तालिबानी वाद, और ऐसे ही बहुत से वाद आने वाले हैं।  ये जो उग्रवाद के काले बादल छा रहे हैं, इन्हे हटाने के लिए कोशिश  तो कीजिये साहब, चाहे कोशिश नाकाम ही जाए, पर कम से कम कोशिश तो कीजिये। और हाँ जी एक गल  होर, इस वार 2017 के elections मे...

TOP 5 INDIAN SPOILERS 1. OFFICE SPOILERS:-  This species of Ppl are those who come at 8 AM and leave office at 9 PM. They top the list. The worst part is that they get a better rating always 2. TRAFFIC SPOILERS :-  Traffic spoilers, especially the ones who drive right on the dividing lane. 3. NEWS SPOILERS :-  Shouting News Anchors for silent Listeners. 4. FAKE DHARAM GURUS 5.CORRUPT POLITICIANS These ppl are an integral part of India, which certainly needs to be removed. Disclaimer:- This post is not intended with any respect. Pls feel free to feel disrespected, if it relates to you. And pls stop driving on the dividing Lane.

Bajrangi Bhaijaan BANNED in Pakistan Islamabad/Somwhere in Pakistan: Sallu Bhai`s movie opened with record breaking collections which kept Sallu Bhai on high nerves. And it was speculated and is being expected that Bajrangi Bhai will break the records in Pakistan. But, due to one dialogue of movie, the movie might get banned in pakistan. The scene has been shot on Om Puri. In this scene, Mr.Om Puri says to salman that "EK CHHOTA SA KASHMIR HAMAARE PAAS BHI HAI". And this dialogue was noted by Nawaaz Sharif, as nawaaz ji was free and had no work after open firing on India, so he went to see First Day First Show of Bajrangi Bhai alongwith India`s favorite pakistani minister Hina Rabbani Khar. And Hina ji pointed him out on this kashmir dialogue. And she pursued him to pursue India to pursue for Kashmir Issue. And to our amusement Nawaaz bhai readily understood what she said. Furthermore, it was said, till the time this chhota kashmir dialogue is converted to poor...

WMC (Willows of Men`s Construction) to WMD (Women for Men`s Destruction) Dsiclaimer:-  If you are a feminist, pls dont read this blog, you will get offended. Also, if you are a sexist, dont read it either, you will not find anything for your amusement. And most importantly, i am not an Asaram Bapu supporter. Women are too much into development and into competition these days. Presumably and assuringly visible women who used to be WMC(Willows of Men`s Construction) are getting converted into WMD (Weapons for Men`s Destruction).Women, who use to be stereotyped earlier and being stereotyped at present as well and being used as a Weapon to destroy the Man who is against the powerful. Women power is being used to use the rape, dowry (498a), etc. a potent weapon to destroy the ENEMIES.See around yourself and you will see many high profile, potentially dangerous men for govt. , are getting dumped into rape cases. And one prime example is Asaram bapu, even though i am no...

New Delhi: On one hand where PM is asking to give up subsidy on LPG, at the same time, opposition welcomes the decision of Delhi Govt. to provide the general public with the Subsidized Boats. This will be done in collaboration with Gurgaon and Noida govt. authorities. In a press conference, where our correspondent "Prakritik Aapda" was also present,  it was iterated, that the Rains are a conspiracy by LG and central Govt. But the Delhi Govt. is not scared of anyone and will fight for justice, even if the govt. in collaboration with Inder Dev, may fill the roads with loads of water. On the contrary Hon. CM Mr.Kejrihaal said that his govt. promised 20000lts of water to everyone and he has already provided 70% of the water in first year itself and remaining 30% will be provided in next 4 years. And for this he patted the govt. officials for not letting the water go into the drains.  Apart from all this, he also announced that Govt. will be providing the SUBSIDY on boat...

Molesting Mannequin New Delhi:- Shopping Mall, Maal ki Gaadi, witnessed a strange case today after a woman shouted and charged a man with molestation charges.The woman complained that the Man was staring him since she entered the showroom and, as she was trained that every man was a pervert (THHARKI) and despo. She knew readily what this man/mannequin was capable of. After the complaint, a ruckus was created inside the showroom. Before the sales Manager could come forward and explain,the lady pressed the Panic button on new app, "sahayta behan" and lodged a complaint with police. Hearing to all this media persons dashed on to the spot with the speed of light. As soon as the police approached and tried to investigate the matter by approaching the Convict. It was found that the convict was a Mannequin (a statue), when woman was asked about it, she told press and police, that the mannequin is actually a Man trying to act like a Mannequin. It is not a mannequin b...

व्यापम या प्याज़म  एक अजीब सी समानता आती हुई दिख रही है व्यापम और प्याज के अंदर, जिस तरह प्याज के अंदर बहुत सी तहें  होती हैं, कुछ उसी प्रकार व्यापम का घोटाला होता जा रहा है। इन तहों  को निकालना चाहते कुछ लोग शायद इनमे उलझ से जा रहे हैं।  चालीस 40 + मौतों से बना हुआ ये प्याज अभी भी पता नहीं कितनी तहें अंदर तक जायेगा। चाहे वो नम्रता डामोर की हत्या हो, या अक्षय सिंह पत्रकार की या फिर गवर्नर साहेब के पुत्र शैलेश यादव, इनकी सबकी मौत बस इसी घोटाले की तहों  की तरह उतरती जा रही हैं और मुझे अपने राज नेताओं पर भरोसा है के अंत में इस व्यापम के भीतर भी प्याज की तरह सिवाए आंसू के और कुछ नहीं मिलेगा।  एक बहुत बढ़ा प्रशन चिन्ह लगता है ये घोटाला 284 के आंकड़े और हमारे "देश नहीं झुकने दूंगा, देश नहीं मिटने दूंगा " के खोखले अभ्यान पर. एक दरखास्त सबसे करना चाहता हूँ , अगली बार किसी नारे या शकल पर वोट मत डालना। P.S :- इस article को satire ki शक्ल देने की हिम्मत नहीं जुटा पाया मैं।  40 + मौतें  और प्रजातंत्र  का घान हँसी में ब्यान करना मुश्कि...

Smriti Irani Offered Multiple Ph.Ds by UPTU, ends degree row Politics of Didigree New Delhi/Kanpur: Today, Amidst the vocal protests of the opposition and on road effigy burning came to a halt and the opposition was sent to Hibernative silence, when UPTU offered Ph.D in Maths-1, Satellite and political science to HRD Minister Smriti Irani. When our correspondent Jholu Ram contacted HRD ministry, it was stated that today and tomorrow are declared to be the offical holidays to celebrate the most educated minister`s convocation ceremony. Many officials were found distributing Ladoos after the news broke out. kuchh kuchh locha hai When the Vice Chancellor was contacted, he briefed our correspondent that UPTU is aiming to be the best Technically Updravi university, and students will get motivated after Smriti Ji becomes there alumni. And even the fake degrees of UPTU will hold a firm ground globally from today onwards. And he was found saying that "we have offered m...

Enriched Pollution to Poor population New Delhi:  Our correspondent, Prakritik Aapda cracked a very confidential story in which it was found that a Few fraudulent travel agents (Authorised by Govt.) are going to export our own very powerful Air of Delhi and Mumbai to US. Due to the great constituents available in the Air of Delhi NCR, this Air will be used to make pesticides. Our commercially sale-able correspondent, Mr.Bikaoo, added to this by stating, that this Air export will help the US based companies by lowering down there costs remarkably, by using the Air of Delhi. As no chemicals will have to be purchased or developed by the companies. And this industry is really eyeing the Delhi Air. When the correspondent Prakritik Aapda contacted the environment ministry of Delhi, they told us that the Central Govt. is playing this plot and trying to export the Air of Delhi to US under Make In India plan, and this is a big scam, under which Govt. of India is cheating the ppl...

Patananjali Baba Ramadeva to launch AYURVEDIC Maggie After the fake news of Nation wide suspected Ban on Maggie, Patananjali Yog has announced to launch an ayurvedic variant of Maggie like noodles. These noodles will be known as " Seedhi sev ". Also, this product will be launched by the brand ambassador, most loved messenger MSG himself, Ramadeva himself told our correspondent, prakritik Aapda, that our Seedhi Sev, contrary to Maggi will not have any MSG content, but it will have Aashirwaad of MSG (messenger of God himself). This maggie...err... i mean seedhi Sev, will help in reducing the Rapes across the nation#. Our famous Khap Panchayat of Dagru samaj welcomes the launch of this product and has asked there saamaajik ku-karyakartas to buy loads of this seedhi sev. The Brand Ambassador MSG said, he is composing a new song Seedhe Sev, Seedhe Kaam, bolo ram bolo ram for the upcoming noodles. And this noodles will surely replace the previously trending Maggie.. ...

After  Maggiee, TOILET Paper to be banned in INDIA. Maggi Ban bhain-ed Nayi Dilli, Lucknow, After the Ban on Maggie. It is being suspected that govt.is planning to Ban Toilet Paper in India. Digging deep, very deep into the research and the story, our correspondent Noodle Kumari contacted a few supporting the Ban. RSS (Rashtriya Rifle Sena) has welcome the Ban on toilet paper, calling it to be a conspiracy by the westerners against Indians. They said that " Gore (foreigners) want to introduce this invention of western culture by degrading indian culture by undermining the under-developed minds, un-realistically in the underground areas undisputably " (Bloody Hell! what is the meaning of that - even there spokesperson forgot the jumlas after he uttered then). Amidst all these, our very own and beloved Khap panchayat of Dagru samaj which earlier said that chow mein is a major reason of rape, created another analogy stating that, due to the use of Toilet Papers, Ra...

Narendra Modi To Visit Moon Soon, $1B Package Likely To Be Announced Property market on the Moon saw record jump amid news that Robert Vadra is also coming through a SpaceX capsule. Buy property on Moon. 20 percent discount for Indians. Bengalore:  People of India, it seems, would have to wait more to get a glimpse of their beloved PM. After travelling all over the world on  leisure  diplomatic tours, PM Narendra Modi is now planning his next trip to Moon. A special suit had to be constructed to accommodate his 56” chest. Modi suit will be auctioned after his return. He will be the first PM across the globe to accomplish this milestone. As per our sister channel India TV, 15000 Supporters are soon rushing towards ISRO ( Swadeshi ) to book their tickets to moon.  Teekhi Mirchi  has got exclusive access to Modiji’s itinerary on the Moon. Here it goes: 1) Land moon on 30th Feb, 2016 at 00:00 Hrs MST (Moon Standard Time) 2) 10000* (1...

CANADA sends a COMPLAINING letter to INDIA Dear Mr.Modi Streets getting renamed. I, being the PM of CANDA, am worried about a few problems which we are facing since a long time. Your fellow countrymen, i mean PUNJABIs are coming to our land in huge chunks, it looks like a LANDSLIDE kind of scenario from a mountain known as Punjab to Canada. A few problems which i would like to highlight here are as follows:- Punjabis have renamed canada as KANEDA. Canadian Flights have to increase the alcohol quota by 10 times, if a Punjabi is found on-board. After drinking Punjabi passengers demand (not even request) to fly the plane. Air hostesses are referred to as Totta, patola, purja, Mem ji etc. They attach Singh with everyone`s name, like Simon Sing ji, Michael sing ji, even when these fellow passengers dont know how to sing. Punjabi passengers speak an un-imaginable english after drinks. They make noises like buuuurrrrraaaah burrrraaaah amidst the flight, w...

CHHAJJU Halwai as Delhi CM Chhajju halwai look alike Delhi:- Amidst all the rift, tiff, stiff and stuff which is going on between LG ( the only, popular and known governor of india) & Mr. Arvind K. There is a news that the famous Chhaju halwai of delhi, famous for his honest samosas*, has applied for the post of CM. As between the rift nothing seems to be happening and it seems as if CM is nothing more than a spectator. Chhajju Ji is thinking that he also needs some chair to sit and think, so he applied for this position. And meanwhile, till the time this rift goes on, he can enjoy and feel the position of CM, which anyways has no powers. He claimed that his shop and its appliances are also having no power in the day, so this position of CM will provide him a very professional and homely atmosphere. He told our senior rasiya reporter, Mr. Rass ka Gulla , that he will be writing a letter to our PMs. 1 PM is Mr.Pranab Mukherjee and other one is Prime Minister. Fortunat...

PUNJAB TO BE DECLARED AS WET STATE Punjab, famous for its intestinal and liver capabilities to digest and absorb the alcohol (fermented grains), in view of recent developments, might be declared as a WET State. Wet State means that only Punjab will have the facility of availing subsidy on all types of Hard Drinks including Beer, Whisky, Wine, Cognac etc. Punjabis are ecstatic and are happy with the outcomes, as there per capita income was dropping and growth rate was poor, So this has come as a merry go round moment for them. Reacting to this opposition has demanded a CBI (Chaal Baaz of India) level probe and sent a complaint to the Election Commision stating that ruling party, SAD (Shiromani Akli Daldal ) in conjunction and partnership with BJP at centre has deliberately taken away this from Congress`s Manifesto. This Manifesto has been meticulously designed by Mr.Bevrha Singh Piyakarh after putting in a great research. Reacting to these allegations, SAD spo...