PUNJAB TO BE DECLARED AS WET STATE

PUNJAB TO BE DECLARED AS WET STATE

 Punjab, famous for its intestinal and liver capabilities to digest and absorb the alcohol (fermented grains), in view of recent developments, might be declared as a WET State.

Wet State means that only Punjab will have the facility of availing subsidy on all types of Hard Drinks including Beer, Whisky, Wine, Cognac etc. Punjabis are ecstatic and are happy with the outcomes, as there per capita income was dropping and growth rate was poor, So this has come as a merry go round moment for them.
Reacting to this opposition has demanded a CBI (Chaal Baaz of India) level probe and sent a complaint to the Election Commision stating that ruling party, SAD (Shiromani Akli Daldal ) in conjunction and partnership with BJP at centre has deliberately taken away this from Congress`s Manifesto. This Manifesto has been meticulously designed by Mr.Bevrha Singh Piyakarh after putting in a great research.

Reacting to these allegations, SAD spokerperson, Mr.Raaj Singh Daaru, stated that Punjab is being served with loads of Daaru and Dope on daily basis, even at times when congress had not even thought about there manifesto. Adding to this it was said that SAD will strictly take an action if Congress tries to do any intellectual theft (OMG intellectual theft and that also from SAD, anyways). Also, Mr.Raaj said that punjab is the first state in country where we have provided something which we are about to mention in the upcoming manifesto.
Also, a new slogan was coined by the spokesperson, BAHUT HO GAYA AATA DAAL, HUN AAPAAn KHAAVAANGE FREE MAAL (afeem).

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