CANADA sends complaint to INDIA.(Punjabi`s rock)
CANADA sends a COMPLAINING letter to INDIA Dear Mr.Modi Streets getting renamed. I, being the PM of CANDA, am worried about a few problems which we are facing since a long time. Your fellow countrymen, i mean PUNJABIs are coming to our land in huge chunks, it looks like a LANDSLIDE kind of scenario from a mountain known as Punjab to Canada. A few problems which i would like to highlight here are as follows:- Punjabis have renamed canada as KANEDA. Canadian Flights have to increase the alcohol quota by 10 times, if a Punjabi is found on-board. After drinking Punjabi passengers demand (not even request) to fly the plane. Air hostesses are referred to as Totta, patola, purja, Mem ji etc. They attach Singh with everyone`s name, like Simon Sing ji, Michael sing ji, even when these fellow passengers dont know how to sing. Punjabi passengers speak an un-imaginable english after drinks. They make noises like buuuurrrrraaaah burrrraaaah amidst the flight, w...