After Maggiee, TOILET Paper to be banned in INDIA.

After  Maggiee, TOILET Paper to be banned in INDIA.


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Nayi Dilli, Lucknow, After the Ban on Maggie. It is being suspected that govt.is planning to Ban Toilet Paper in India. Digging deep, very deep into the research and the story, our correspondent Noodle Kumari contacted a few supporting the Ban.

RSS (Rashtriya Rifle Sena) has welcome the Ban on toilet paper, calling it to be a conspiracy by the westerners against Indians. They said that "Gore (foreigners) want to introduce this invention of western culture by degrading indian culture by undermining the under-developed minds, un-realistically in the underground areas undisputably" (Bloody Hell! what is the meaning of that - even there spokesperson forgot the jumlas after he uttered then).

Amidst all these, our very own and beloved Khap panchayat of Dagru samaj which earlier said that chow mein is a major reason of rape, created another analogy stating that, due to the use of Toilet Papers, Rapes are increasing in India. And if we want to stop cross cultural Rapes and marriages, we must appreciate the Ban on Toilet Paper.

When approached the ruling govt. spokesperson, he said that they have found high content of abrasive agents in toilet papers and will be banning them. So, this Ban will create a win-win situation by promoting culture and saving everyone`s Ass.

Opposition has demanded a CBI level probe in this Ban and has said, that the issue will be taken up in Parliament. As they cant tolerate the ruling party trying to save there asses.




Apart from political Arenas, Bollywood celebs are very happy, that they havent yet endorsed any toilet paper brand, One Ad of KRK was in post production, but is now believed to be off the shelf.

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