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New Delhi: On one hand where PM is asking to give up subsidy on LPG, at the same time, opposition welcomes the decision of Delhi Govt. to provide the general public with the Subsidized Boats. This will be done in collaboration with Gurgaon and Noida govt. authorities. In a press conference, where our correspondent "Prakritik Aapda" was also present,  it was iterated, that the Rains are a conspiracy by LG and central Govt. But the Delhi Govt. is not scared of anyone and will fight for justice, even if the govt. in collaboration with Inder Dev, may fill the roads with loads of water. On the contrary Hon. CM Mr.Kejrihaal said that his govt. promised 20000lts of water to everyone and he has already provided 70% of the water in first year itself and remaining 30% will be provided in next 4 years. And for this he patted the govt. officials for not letting the water go into the drains.  Apart from all this, he also announced that Govt. will be providing the SUBSIDY on boat...

Enriched Pollution to Poor population New Delhi:  Our correspondent, Prakritik Aapda cracked a very confidential story in which it was found that a Few fraudulent travel agents (Authorised by Govt.) are going to export our own very powerful Air of Delhi and Mumbai to US. Due to the great constituents available in the Air of Delhi NCR, this Air will be used to make pesticides. Our commercially sale-able correspondent, Mr.Bikaoo, added to this by stating, that this Air export will help the US based companies by lowering down there costs remarkably, by using the Air of Delhi. As no chemicals will have to be purchased or developed by the companies. And this industry is really eyeing the Delhi Air. When the correspondent Prakritik Aapda contacted the environment ministry of Delhi, they told us that the Central Govt. is playing this plot and trying to export the Air of Delhi to US under Make In India plan, and this is a big scam, under which Govt. of India is cheating the ppl...

CHHAJJU Halwai as Delhi CM Chhajju halwai look alike Delhi:- Amidst all the rift, tiff, stiff and stuff which is going on between LG ( the only, popular and known governor of india) & Mr. Arvind K. There is a news that the famous Chhaju halwai of delhi, famous for his honest samosas*, has applied for the post of CM. As between the rift nothing seems to be happening and it seems as if CM is nothing more than a spectator. Chhajju Ji is thinking that he also needs some chair to sit and think, so he applied for this position. And meanwhile, till the time this rift goes on, he can enjoy and feel the position of CM, which anyways has no powers. He claimed that his shop and its appliances are also having no power in the day, so this position of CM will provide him a very professional and homely atmosphere. He told our senior rasiya reporter, Mr. Rass ka Gulla , that he will be writing a letter to our PMs. 1 PM is Mr.Pranab Mukherjee and other one is Prime Minister. Fortunat...

निर्धन की मौत का निर्धारण  किसान, एक ऐसा प्राणी होता है जिसकी फसल बिकाऊ हो न हो, पर उसकी मौत ज़रूर फायदेमंद साबित होती है । अब कुछ विशेषज्ञ इसके ऊपर भी अनुसन्धान करेंगे शायद । और उससे यही साबित होगा, अगर कोई किसान १० लाख का चेक होम डिलीवरी से लेना चाहता है और पार्लियामेंट के गलियारों में गूंजना चाहता है तो उसे उचित जगह चुन कर ही आत्महत्या करनी चाहिए, नहीं तो उसे मरने के बाद कुछ माप डंडों में बाँट दिया जायेग। और यह साबित करना मुश्किल नहीं होगा के उसने आत्महत्या अपनी बीवी और रिश्तेदारों से तंग आ कर की है । ये आंकड़े धोकेबाज़ हैं, इनसे बच के रहना पढ़ेगा ।] तो अगर कोई किसान आत्महत्या करना चाहता है, तो उसे दिल्ली आ कर ही आत्महत्या करनी चाहिए । मीडिया कवरेज भी मिलेगा क्योकि मीडिया वाले दिल्ली से बैठ कर पूरे देश की न्यूज़ ईजाद करते व् बनाते हैं । अब हमारे नेता लोग आज कल टीवी के माध्यम से ही समस्यों को समझ पाते हैं, नहीं तो इतना समय कहाँ है उनके पास के वो सांसद अपने, चुनाव क्षेत्र में जा कर किसी से बिना सिफारिश मिल सके । ये facebook  व् twitter  वाले नेता हैं । किसान भाइय...

5 SAAL Obama de NAAL It was being speculated before a few days, who will be the CM candidate for Delhi from BJP. And the people, who thought Obama was coming for Republic Day parade, No guys!, you got him all wrong. He was convinced by Mr.Amit Shah to become there face for Delhi CM. Republic Day was just an excuse, Obama Ji is being called for Delhi elections. And in joining speech he is to mention that, he would love to work under the Dynamic or may be super dynamic leadership of Mr.Modi. But all of a sudden parachute candidate Kiran Bedi has been announced, Why?  Than i read all the related reports, actually Obama ji is allergic to air, the people of delhi breathe. So he has been advised to stay indoors most of the time, with specially designed air purifiers. May be that is the reason that Obama has been prescribed by the doctors not to stay in dehi for much of the time. But Obama Ji must convince the doctors, that CMs normally stay indoors only, so he can...

                                Forget it - Justice delayed, Justice denied. Ahh! it was a tiring day at office, I came back home, switched on the T.v and there was an anchor having his panel discussing 1984 again.                     Its 2014 now and I dont understand why these anchors and news channels make money out of such issues and dont let the issues die, for which nothing can be done. They showed a lady who lost her 10 family members in a single day of riots. They have even rejected the word riots and are pressing the issue, to use the word Genocide for it, i dont understand what will happen by changing the words. I was 2 years when these riots, or genocide, as they would call it, happened. And today i am 32 years, but the issue is still al...

21-12-2012 DOOMS Day  22-12-12 Good morning! the world has not ended and my calender is showing me a date which says 22nd december,2012. May be the Mayan calendar couldnt evolve. So, one thing is for sure that our calendars have evolved after that. But the question which is to be asked on this day is  "HAVE WE REALLY EVOLVED AS HUMANS?".                 A few days back a girl was brutally raped. May be brutal is a small word and we need to define a new word for that heinous crime and the way it was committed. What sought of evolution have we really given to the world. I would say, certainly that the world has doomed after reading about that girl who was beaten, raped and thrown on the street to succumb to her injuries and finally to death.         We might have had evolved from apes regarding looks. But i dont think there is any animal in the world from whom we borrowed our b...

31-July-2012 AUTO GOD FERTILIZATION Why are there songs on rains? After so many years of watching cinema, I finally realized this today in a rain in delhi. Delhi Rain makes autowalas happy With a few mm of rain, as expected, our drainage system blocked and roads were flocked with so many ppl running here and there including me. And everyone seems like requesting the AUTOWALAS with a drastic change in tone relative to a normal day. "Arey Bhaiya please Metro tak chhod do Na Please". The Metro station  unreachable And Autowalas are no less than a busy IAS officer today replying with complete ignorance and arrogance."100Rs lagega, aur savaari bhi bithhaoonga, chalna hai to jaldi baitho". So, just like me you will find so many, thousands of sperms running to Autowalas and requesting to get fertilized.But this fertilization doesnt just stops here. Now catch a metro to reach the millenium, let me reqoute once again "...