Govt. to add ONION consumption column in ITR sheet


New Delhi:- Indian Cabinet ministers lead by hon.Finance ministers of present regime and past regime have joined there hands for the first time and staged the Bill to Approve a change in the ITR which will have a column stating the Kilograms of Onions consumed in last 1 year.

As our govt. has been unable to stop any rationing on onion over the last decade, they have finally decided to link the useful (first time useful) Aadhaar cards with the Onion sale and purchase.
Govt. stated that they are positive and affirmative that the black marketing of Onion could be hindered and also, Prime Minister promised, that he will try and bring back the black marketed Onions in the next 100 days which will bring the price of Onions again to consumable levels.

And to this, International politicians like Mr.Barack Obama said that US can propose 100% FDI in the upcoming and booming industry of Onions in the coming Financial year 2016-2017 and thus welcome the move of relating and equating the ITR with Onion buying power.


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